No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face
when people are having a conversation on your post
im laughing cause i put an xbox achievement thing on my profile long before i even used an xbox and as it turns out 500g is a lot of g
i want to live somewhere cute and quiet with lots of flowers and good wi-fi
If there isn’t something like this in the sequel to Wreck it Ralph i’m going to be really disappointed.
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
#how can that big dorito fit behind that little circle (via wintermintsoldier)
smashing your pinky toe and trying to act cool like
Trust me anon, I don’t think I have anywhere near the amount of talent to do justice to your request.
This is beautiful.
getting married and having kids sounds boring lets just have fun stupid adventures instead
Murder solving adventures?
friend: “you cant be a man until you get a sex change”
me: “youve been taught wrong”
friend: “you have no right to tell me ive been taught wrong”
then you have no right to tell me i cant be a man?????????
Sorry I couldn’t help but see do he got the booty…HE GOT THE BOOTY.
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face