Name: Elke (like a german grandma)
Nickname(s): none really but all my internet handles are narwhals
Birthday: July 30th
Favorite Colour(s): blue
Least Favorite Color: uh idk white
Favorite Food: pizza rolls
Least Favorite Food: spaghetti, too filling
Favorite Band/Artist: crystal castles
Least Favorite Band/Artist: mumford and son
Favorite Type of Movie: action adventure stuff
Least Favorite Type of Movie: chick flicks
One thing you can’t get enough of: pepsi
One thing you hate more than anything: chewing noises
Are you single? yep
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? mayyyybe
Do you flirt a lot? idk if someones rly cute i turn into a 5 year old girl
Sweetest thing you’ve ever gotten: tmi maybe? trading undies with trans partner <3
Do you believe in love at first sight? sure
Do you fall in love fast? yes oh god
Do you ever make the first move? nah
Do you want to get married? nah
A daydreamer? guys dick each other a lot
Talkative? no im out of the modern loop and have shit to talk about
Energetic? goddamn very
Happy? in a short term basis
Caring? either very or not at all
Trustworthy? i suck at lying
Confident? mostly in things that never happen
Sarcastic? this is my sense of humor and no one detects it
Emotionally strong? few things get to my heart
Religious? my theory the gods are all playing poker with each other and laughing at our religious arguments
Considerate? i try to be but
Romantic? starting to be
Obsessive? like in the fandom way? not disorder
Sincere? in the last 10 questions my skills at lying have not changed
FINALLY someone else who gets my winter hate
All you blasphemers, winter is the best season /ever/. The air is so crisp and clean, the snow crunches under your feet, and the sky is amazingly clear at night. All ya’ll don’t know shit about seasons.
hey lets play how hot is that character
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY
im gonna cover a song *puts blanket over cd*
Spring 2014 anime list
Please take this with a grain of salt. This is the closest thing we have so far to believe in. All we can do right now is hope it is all true
When a crystal gem has a child, that child inherits their gem stone and the parent gives up their physical form for their child. (We already know about this because of the “Laser light cannon” episode)
So each crystal gem gets a gem stone from one of their parents so that means every crystal gem has to lose either their mother or father to be born.
However Garnet has two gem stones which means….
She lost both of her parents.
REPOST - Zodiac signs that take a little longer to get over hurt feelings: Aquarius, Leo, Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer.
yo i love astrology but i think a lot more than 5/12ths of the world holds grudges
1. Always carry $5 and a lighter with you (even if you don’t smoke).
2. Ask every person you meet how their day is going. Genuinely ask with the soul intention of learning how their day is. Ask the coffee shop employee. Ask the person next to you in line at Walmart. Ask your distant friend. Ask everyone.
3. Take many photos of yourself. Take photos of yourself when you’re happy. Take photos of yourself when you’re sad. Take photos of yourself because there are millions of trees in the world, and we all look at the same sky, but there is only one of you.
4. Stay in contact with your parents. Try not to hate them. They are the reason you have the ability to feel anything at all. Try not to hate your parents.
5. Opening your skin will not set your demons free. Open your heart. Open your mind. Open your hands.
6. Nobody knows anybody completely. That’s okay.
7. Be gentle, but be aggressive. Take a stand. Nobody hears your voice if you stay silent.
8. Respect everybody. We are all humans trying to survive. We all deserve respect.
9. Wearing black will ALWAYS make you feel better about yourself.
10. Always give tips, whether it be a couple extra dollars or a piece of mind. You never know how much you could be helping someone.
11. Change is the only thing consistent in life. Do not allow that bother you. Embrace chance and move with life, whichever direction it chooses to take you.
12. Smile often. Smile at strangers. Smile at your friends. Smile when nobody is looking and you’re alone in your bedroom. Smile when somebody is rambling to you.
13. Body image means nothing. Your body is merely just a seatbelt in the car. Your body is here to protect you. You choose the direction you go, and your body will not hold you back. Only you can hold yourself back.
14. Don’t hold grudges. Don’t allow yourself to hate anybody. Forgive them. Learn to love them for the person you never got to see them to be. Believe that a beautiful human exists in that person. Wish them well.
15. Drink orange juice. Lots of it.
16. Don’t allow the opinions of others to choose your destiny. We are all simply trying to live our own life.
17. Sing all the time. Sing off key. Sing in a silly voice. Sing like you’re on stage. Sing no matter who is around. Singing is breathing for the soul. Sing.
18. Take time to think. Write your feelings down. Write letters to the people you love. Texting is overrated and not as heartfelt as a nice handwritten letter.
19. Live for yourself. Breathe for yourself. Do everything in your life for nobody but you. This is your life. This is it.
petplay but im going to act like an asshole cat and knock everything off of your shelves merry christmas